I really am a redneck - sort of.

Yesterday while standing at the counter at our local John Deere dealer, they had a little calander up. It was one like the "far side" cartoons. Anyway - this one was titled, "ya know your a redneck if- then they would have a stupid little saying it. Well I was flipping through them, laughing my butt off when I came to one that said " ya know your a redneck if the bellowing of a coon hound in the middle of the night, in the middle of a cornfield is music to your ears." OMG! I dont know if any of you have read my profile, but I LOVE coon hunting more than most things in my life, but my family!!!! hoo-ya!! So, I am a redneck, I guess. Is there a 12 step program for that or am I stuck with it? I could have accepted this and poo-pooed it really that they were just wrong had I not read the next day's. Ya must be a redneck if you have ever had to mow around a refrigerator that is in your lawn!!!! That was the last straw - I could bear it no more and stopped reading. I was scared of what I was going to find!! I agree, I am a country bumpkin and I love it, but redneck?!?!? Now I better explain why I had to mow around the fridg? Hubby had not had time to haul it to the dump - end of story!!!! Anyone else have accidental redneck traits? Or are you a redneck, hillbilly or just a bumpkin?